Recently Carl was arguing with Luke about snacks. He really wanted something unreasonable like popcorn dipped in frosting or Doritos in ice cream. Who knows. Luke was trying to convince him to eat Fruit. It went like this:

Carl: Can I have–

Luke: Fruit?

Carl: No, I want–

Luke: Fruit?

Carl: Dad! Listen! I want to eat–

Luke: Fruit?

Carl (exasperated) NO! Listen to me!! Can I please just talk?

Luke: Fruit?

Carl: Aaarg!! Let me say one word!!!

Luke: OK. (Looks expectantly at Carl)

Carl: FRUIT!! (Looks shocked, slaps forehead)

Poor little guy has fruit on his brain now!!

**Names have been changed to protect the privacy of those involved.