I was suffering from acute cabin fever. So I decided to Google 'nice outings with kids'. I got 21.500.000 results.

To narrow it down a bit, I decided to add some criteria:

1. dirt cheap
2. suitable for five kids, and one overwrought mom suffering from cabin fever
3. relaxing for mom

Excitedly I pushed 'search' and got:

'Your search did not match any documents.'