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How To Storm Area 51

Sound like a fun time right? A what bunch of people running toward the base and thinking wow we are going to see some aliens.

Here is how to Storm the base and live to tell about it.

Step 1: Get a bunch of friends together and drive out there.

Step 2: Bring a bunch of snacks for the trip.

Step 3: Talk about what you are gonna do once you meet up with the rest of the horde.

Step 4: Arrive at the edge of the base and look up on a ridge to see camo dudes.

Step 5: Read the signs that say use of deadly force authorized. (This means your body will have multiple bullet holes in it as you reflect on why you wanted to do this.)

Step 6: Look at your friends and say hey you guys wanna go get something to eat?

Step 7: Drive away and enjoy the Extraterrestrial Highway and the Little A’Le’Inn

Wow what a day. Be safe everyone.



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