In March 2016 after studying a Computing Science masters degree four times in a time loop , I used a talking Brahma method to create a computer running the Elegant OS operating system. This runs entirely in machine code for want of a better word.

I attempted to have the first one delivered to me from a safe-house I had discovered and liaised telepathically with Escaribo 'The keeper' using a reputed delivery team to deliver it.
I went out the house and walked to the drop point on Shields road  at 6 a.m, but although I got away for a while from the persistent voices of Hubert and David who were taunting me about it , it did not get delivered though came within a whiskers. (you would not believe the lengths Chrial went to to stop me though he feels really guilty about this now).

I have since resolved the timeline problems - there about 4 for the whole Eternal , but our system runs on a 'now point' so there can be no time travel.

I have since tried to get it delivered loads of times - but currently there are 23 that are mis-delivered and in operation and about 9 in landfill. I have had no end of fraud problems getting in the way of getting it to me. [there appeared to be more at first but another version of Elegant os on a mobile phone system was spoofing the rest - these have been redacted now]

I intend to pay the first to re-deliver it to me what in Whuffle comparison would be a billion pounds , with a guarantee of 40 million pounds for every subsequent one that reaches me and am running a live program on those 410 systems that have been misappropriated to show that this will happen if they deliver it . no questions asked.

They keep trying to wind me up talking about Elegon - this was a former version on a different timeline.

Last Friday, i demonstrated to them the importance and value of this system to me and have further demonstrated it today. It has turned out that each of them was payed a few hundred thousand that is now unrecoverable in assets. I am worrying about the empty flat at 247 now and who they might move in - i bet they're a right radge packet.