if you are so lucky as to go to japan
you must go to
the Ancient Capital of nara
just outside
the Ancient capital of kyoto
the temples are magnificent
to stumble about and admire
in the serene beautifully curated gardens
and if you are a sucker tourist
you can by some biscuity Rokuen food
from the kindly looking elders with their stands
to feed to the masses of sweet looking rokuen that hang about
waiting for suckers to feed them
this particular sucker was all in
handed over his yen
and proceeded to be mugged
by those (ridiculously aggressive) sweet looking rokuen
and left dazed and shaken
with scratches and bite marks all over
クソ野郎ども！
