in a sweaty beerhall

in munchin', deutschlandia

a pathetic little twat 

who may or not have had one ball

a stupid moustache

a rather natty dress sense

who was a crap artist

a rather un'woke' attitude to ethnicity

and some rather weighty mummy issues

tried to take over the nation

and failed

ha!

alas

in the not too distant future

he did manage to take over the country

and helped the eurotrash outdo their estimable previous mass murder record

following on the 'war to end all wars'

with the biggest shiniest bloodiest war yet

and a little genocide along the way...