dashing olde tom selleck missed out on being Indy 500 jonesing
so as recompense
they made this horsey chestnut for him
and as planned
he dashed all over it
with his tache due plenty of credit
alongside a sexy/feisty blonde
it worked out pretty well
was it as fab as a young lime thought back in the mists of time?
not really
but as an indy light(s)
it proved entertaining
it swashed several buckles
had charming old proppy aeroplanes buzzing about
and did a handy job of converting the balkans
into a passable version of various parts of asia
3.5 opposable digits (including 0.5 for sentimentality)