sc shortly after a severe scorching


a long time ago
on an island not so far far away
i burned down stephen cummings

it wasnt entirely intentional
but neither was it completely accidental

he was there
in that car park
with all the nobbies
and we were there too

i certainly didnt rock up to the carpark with a flamethrower
though it might have been prescient

but as we got down
and viddied our surroundings
i thought i recognized him

was it because he was a bit of a smug git?
was it because i knew he would diss my hero in years ahead?
was it because i had just been listening to porno for pyros?

its a mystery for the ages

but i was taken away by a non nihon divine wind
and
before i knew it
the lighter fluid had been liberally applied
and i was dancing around his flamin body
calling to the gods xyslsyslphone
and tlocacpslockoff
calling on them to accept my sacrifice
in their honour
and to provide rains for our crops
fertility for our women
and another nasty slab of amber funtimes...