I belong at Google because:
1.  I don't fit anywhere else. (Shared Values)
2.  I decided to leave Santa Cruz for Grad School in '96 due to the limited local career opportunities.   ...Irony runs rampant in my life.  (Karmic balance?)
3.  Getting an 80 column card for my Apple II+ is a top 10 joyful memory.  My 1st M/F romance was at the 1st CompuCamp in '82. (Personal Computing OG)
4.   I'm not a dummy.  GRE: V-660 Q-730 A-800 (from '96). (Uncommon smarts)
5.   I appealed a final family court custody ruling to the NV Supreme Court, in proper person, and WON a full reversal & remand. (Confident, Capable, & Consistent Winner vs. Odds)
6.   Please peruse this blog and look me up on quotationsbook.com and Quora.  Or just talk to me. (Unconventional Perspective)
7.   Pursue unique (or a least very uncommon) experiences, growing the human collective consciousness.        -ish? (Best Guess at our purpose for living).

FINAL RAMBLES:
I'm starting the 4th quarter from scratch (once again).  It's either truck driving or significantly improving human reality.  Since Apple succumbed to the profit whores, Google appears to be the only remaining environment with the breadth, vision, and resources to fully utilize my unique potentials. I want to pull one final monkey out of my ass, but on the global scale of my dreams...
Add me to Google and at least one pending L will become a Google W for humanity.
Or UPS Freight will run out my clock, leaving my son a few more challenges than I had intended.

Cheers,

                 -Eric Parslow

P.S.  My official life story is a source of great pride. But please, get to know me.  You'll discover the real story is on a level generally reserved for legend.
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