I'm hanging out with a friend.  I see a Spider walking across the floor.  I step on it.  A few minutes later, my friend says, "That spider is still moving..."
I respond, "I doubt it.  I crushed it pretty good."
"No! Look..."
So I did.  It was still moving.  Then it broke open and this thing came out...
(A short ways in, I try to show the spider's body which I also put in the bag.  My camera kinda sucked.  I move around so much because I'm trying to get it to focus right.)

IT'S TIME TO CHANGE. THERE WILL BE NO REVOLUTION. WE'RE NOT GOING AROUND AGAIN. SUPPORT THE AMERICAN EVOLUTION.