Headline: Horses may be drugged for Stones gig
BELGRADE (Reuters) - Preparations to sedate as many as 300 horses stabled at Belgrade's racecourse to keep them calm during a Rolling Stones concert have enraged Serb animal lovers who are lobbying to have the gig moved to another venue.
Yeah, well, so will the 100,000 people that show up for the concert...as well as the band members. So, what the hay?!
Wild, wild horses couldn't drag them away, right? Why all the long faces?
I'm sure all of the horses have back-stagecoach passes anyway. And I've heard reports that a large shipment of pony kegs were delivered to their stables last week.
Before they have their 19th nervous breakdown, they should just come to the realization that you can't always get what you want.
BELGRADE (Reuters) - Preparations to sedate as many as 300 horses stabled at Belgrade's racecourse to keep them calm during a Rolling Stones concert have enraged Serb animal lovers who are lobbying to have the gig moved to another venue.
Yeah, well, so will the 100,000 people that show up for the concert...as well as the band members. So, what the hay?!
Wild, wild horses couldn't drag them away, right? Why all the long faces?
I'm sure all of the horses have back-stagecoach passes anyway. And I've heard reports that a large shipment of pony kegs were delivered to their stables last week.
Before they have their 19th nervous breakdown, they should just come to the realization that you can't always get what you want.
