Headline: Grave injury for drunk driver

"Eventually she ended up stuck in a grave and couldn't get out, so we had to pull her out," a police spokesman said. "She said she'd come to visit one of her relatives' graves."

I guess one foot in the grave just wasn't quite good enough for this woman. Amazing how one spirit can lead to another, isn't it? She's probably drinking over the death of her car now, as well.

The way I see it, one good thing that could be unearthed from this incident would be a new scenario for VW's "holy shit" commercials.