I overheard this conversation some weeks ago in Bellevue Hill. A man was attempting to switch off his car Alarm so he could get in. But the battery in his remote was flat. He started yelling and kicking the car's wheel when a siren started sounding and a voice from under the bonnet said: "Help! I am being stolen." "No you're not," shouted the man, still kicking his car. "Yes I am," said the voice. "No one can steal the car, you moron, because i can't get in and I own it," shouted the perplexed gentleman. "I'm not talking to you," said the car. "Help Police!"
Talking alarms have been around for some time, but I have never heard one abuse its own owner.