Along with your mom, dad, grandma, grandpa, Brother, brother's friend, neighbour, neighbour's dog, and the nightwatchman, guess who else has joined the menacing matrimonial advice bandwagon (MMAB, pronounciation: Imagine how Laloo Prasad says mob, Maaaaaaab), it is your chief minister. Are you asking "Whaaaat the f"? Rolling your eyes while yawning? If so, go and read today's newspaper. Oh