“Surprise is the top Sex Toy Store in Kuala Lumpur,” Mummy Lulu says, “They’ve outlets in Lot 156, Lower Ground, Sungei Wang Plaza, and in Lot L2-33, 3 Damansara Mall, Damansara Intan, PJ.”

“Huh!” My brows jerk upward in surprise. “How do you know?”

“I always go there to buy novelty condoms for my toyboy.” Mummy Lulu yanks her cell phone from her cleavage and taps a button. “Here’s a photo of us. He’s handsome, isn’t he?”