Bill: Ted, while I agree that, in time, our band will be most triumphant, the truth is, Wyld Stallyns will never be a super-band until we get Eddie Van Halen on guitar.

Ted: Yes, Bill, but… I do not believe we will get Eddie Van Halen before we have a triumphant video.

Bill: Ted, it’s pointless to have a triumphant video before we have decent instruments.

Ted: Well, how can we have decent instruments if we don’t really even know how to play?

Bill: That is why we need Eddie Van Halen!

Ted: And that is why we need a triumphant video!

Both: [think for a second] EXCELLENT! [air guitar]

‘Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure’ (1989)

If you were to look up the phrase ‘guitar god’ in the dictionary, the entry would simply be a picture of Eddie Van Halen. His distinctive and innovative sound was hugely influential on generations of rock and metal guitarists, many of whom went on to be legends in their own right (and, of course, Bill & Ted). His death robs music of an originator and an elder statesman – and a guy who could rock out with the best of ’em…