As I've mentioned before, I'm revolted by chewing gum, as it is the primal matter out of which all evil things emanate: douchebaggery, mandible dislocation, environmental degradation. And black smudges on the Sidewalk. Everywhere. Constellation upon constellation of spots, some bigger, some smaller, creating a street-bound shadow universe with constellations such as 'the urban pig' and 'assholopeia'. I'm certain that if you could stick together all of these remnants of human cud you could probably create a giant clump larger than our moon. I'm not sure why you would, as this would undoubtedly be an utterly disgusting endeavor, but I...