Yes… I’m back in full effect.. My competition for my students is over.. I can have my life back.. Today I want to ask a question ….
Honestly, how can I be expected to raise normal children if my significant other has issues??
POINT IN CASE:
Oh yes.. As I write this I am watching my husband pace back and forth in my Driveway. He has been doing this every Sunday since we got a new Newspaper Delivery Lady.
Yep… It’s almost 9:00 a.m (the middle of the Afternoon for any family that has little kids..) Sunday….. NO Paper….
I yell out the window.. “Come inside.. This is ridiculous.. What are you going to do.. Yell at her?? Get inside!!!!..”
Hubby: Its not the afternoon edition.. This is every week!!!! She’s doing this on purpose.. She Hates me!!!
Me: You do know that there is world hunger out there and bigger issues you could be fighting..right??
Hubby: This Lady does this to spite me… I SWEAR!!!!
I roll my eyes and shut the window..
My sons are now all staring out the window giggling..
“Why is Daddy waking in the driveway in a dress?/” asked Tommy…
“It’s not a dress dork head It’s a robe..” answered my other son Christopher.
“Mommy, why is he red?” asked Tommy
"He’s mad, because the paper is late," I respond.
But now I am curious… What will this man do when the car with the paper lady pulls up?? So now Im glued to the window too..
Paper Lady Pulls in front of the house REALLY SLOW…..and tosses paper slowly in driveway..paper lands directly in puddle splashing hubby’s bare legs. I laugh as I see her squint at hubby giving my husband a dirty look…..
Hubby walks toward the paper.. Picks it up …says.. HMPHHH.. and spins around…and walks into the house abruptly…
Now I’m laughing so hard I almost peed myself…
Yeah.. Your tough Hubby!!!
YOU SHOWED HER!!!!!!!
YOU SHOWED HER!!!!!!!
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