Sorry, I got off topic again. Anywho, I decided to try to be a more consistent blogger to see if that helps increase my followers (ok this idea of you pledging allegiance to me as your Queen might scare you away as well so how about I'll say Audience from now on.. look I'm negotiating and typically the queen does NOT negotiate)...

Ok so to increase my audience, I'm starting Tidbits... I will post a Tidbit or 2 each weekday and that will give you something to muse about all day and may potentially cause unexpected laughing to yourself or at a minimum smirking as you continue to think about these tidbits throughout the day. Perhaps these tidbits will even entice (see still trying, I wanted to say convince or force) you to post a comment in response to the blog.

At a minimum, the tidbit will get me posting more regularly and in a few less words. I'd say this could help my audience but I don't want dumbasses who think reading is a chore as part of my kingdom- instead of no shoes no service, my kingdom's walls will be plastered with things like "If you can't read big words, we will excommunicate you (and I'm not talking church here)" and I'll have guards at the wall watching people and if they take too long to sound out words in their head or look lost or move their lips as they read... they are outta here! Ohh I got side tracked again, regardless.... be on the lookout for tidbits, coming soon direct to your laptop for your weekday enjoyment.

Here are some images that make me think of the tidbits of enjoyment that I'll be providing to you, every weekday

Can you guess the movie?

Can you guess the episode?

What does this look like to you?

Honestly, this is the best quote ever and if you can't read that fine print then drool until its tidbit time!

I need my own little nuggest... not sure Chewy's role on the show anymore and I have a former friend who was petrified of those who are vertically challenged, maybe Chewy, the Rolloffs and the whole Lollipop gang could pay her a visit.... mwahahaha