Since we got back into town Friday and are leaving again in the morning our grocery shopping was minimal. In fact, we haven't cooked a single meal, choosing instead to eat a big lunch out and a light dinner at home.

I came into the bedroom as Cynthia was packing and announced, "Hi, my name is Edd and I'll be taking care of you this evening. We have three specials tonight--ham, cheese, and ham & cheese. They all come on bread with your choice of condiments and a side of potato chips. Can I start you off with something from the bar?"

Cynthia: "PLEASE!!"