It turns out dating is not as popular as it once was, due to the liquor drenched Blues and Jazz clubs scattered across the U.S. like fermented corn from an angry bull's rectum. Bill Fremont, from Baton Rouge, LA, comments.
"Every single time I went out to one of those clubs, I ended up getting Chlamydia, Syphilis, or some other STD from some drunk woman or man. I ended up going out just to drink because I was afraid I wouldn't even enjoy jacking off for the next couple weeks because of a urethral infection, so I decided to stay home, drink, and go on the internet.
I found I didn't even care anymore if the person on the other end was a woman or not. Hell, Chicks with dicks got the best of everything, cause either way yer fucked."
College Youths have ignored this wisdom, and continue to populate seedy blues and jazz knockoff clubs to "Get their fill."