ERIN (May 23) Home is rehab. I'm watching my friends play whiffle ball... Everyone has to play with beer in hand.
ALI (May 23) Oh good god. Splitting a bucket of PBR with my mom, aunt and uncle. What has the world come to?
MARK (May 24) I won at the casino again! Suga daddy status remains.
MARK (May 27) Oh God. We totally forgot to use protection. Now I have some weird WCTD.*
*WCTD = Web cam transmitted disease.
ERIN (May 30) You better not be kidnapped.
CHRIS (June 12) I'm glad Michigan hasn't corrupted your mind and soul.
ALI (June 12) Meesh just awed at a 5 lb rat.
ALI (June 17) A 60 year old just took my shoe.
STEVE (June 23) Do you think if I sang 'the dogs don't shine in Philly' and you and Joe beat boxed we'd make it [on America's Got Talent]? I'm practicing now.
JON (June 25) Answer your phone Michael Jackson is dead!
