I was contemplating a few words over the course of the day for tonight's post including castration, conception and carol singers but it's already 10.30pm, I've done three hours of housework, two hours of commuting and a nine-hour working day so my brain is fried. I finally got home at 9.30pm, cooked tea for my youngest son and will be leaving the house at 11pm to pick up another from a nearby town so I think I'm just going to go for "cream crackered" instead.
If you've not heard of the expression"Cream crackered" it is a slang phrase here in the UK which means "knackered"- or to put it politely - very, very tired. Cockney Rhyming Slang is particularly prevalent in the East End of London although some expressions like Cream crackered have filtered into wider usage. Essentially, Cockney rhyming slang is a group of phrases used by Cockneys as expressions instead of using the correct word.
Cockney rhyming slang is pretty simple to undertsand. Here are some simple famous examples:
Rosie lee means tea
Apples and pears means stairs
Trouble and strife means wife
Adam and Eve means believe
So you'll understand that now when I write I am cream crackered you know what I mean!
Anyway, time to go and finish my parental duties for the day. And when I get home I'm going straight to bed!
