I've been going about this 30 Days of Blog thing all wrong. Thirty days in a row I vow to post for the month of June AND for the month of June I vow to run 5x a week. Here are those days, by the way:

June 1st, 4th, 5th (which I missed because of a storm. Damnit Kansas! I have to make this shit up, now), 6th, 7th, 9th, 10th, 11th, 13th, 14th, 15th, (the next week is the week leading up to my first 5k on the 22nd, these days are undetermined yet, but I'm planning tentatively on an easy 3.1mi on both the 18th and 20th), 22nd, 24th, 25th, 26th, and 27th.

So my point is, that since I've vowed (effing crazily) to do these things, why not make the Month of June my turnaround spot? What do I mean? you ask. I mean that I'm sure I can come up with 30 things I'd like to change, right?

Right?!

Shut up. That was a loaded question. Asshole.

But seriously. Why not?

I've gained weight again. No, not the same weight I gained before, because I totally lost that shit. No, this is NEW weight and it's stemming directly from my new-found (old established) addiction. Chocolate. I can't tell you the last day, in fact, that I haven't had chocolate. Yeah. It's been that long. Don't judge me. Or my fat ass.

Ahem.

I hereby vow to/would like to change in the Month of June:
1) I'm gonna blog EVERY GODDAMN DAY this month.
2) I'm gonna run 5x a week for the ENTIRE MONTH.
3) I will ride my bike more.
4) (Jesus! These are hard when you're perfect!!) Um. Ok. I will do lunges every day down the hallway at work to clock out. (Don't laugh. We do this all the time.)
5) I will always be myself. No matter how creepy I am.
And today, I vow to give up chocolate (without taking up smoking). Is life worth living??

See you tomorrow!