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7/17/23



My sincerest apologies to Axl Rose and the rest of Guns -N- Roses for taking their classic rock anthem "Paradise City" and turning it into something that no one can be proud of: 

Where the tarp is black and the jumps are nifty
Take me home (oh, won't you please take me home)
Take me down to the Trampoline City
Where the kids are happy and the jumps will probably lead to tendinitis if you are over fifty
Take me home (oh, won't you please take me home)


After many years of asking, we finally broke down and got the kids a Trampoline
And, of course, we bought it during the hottest weekend of the year so a lot of sweat, tears, and swear words as Mrs. Shife and I were putting it together. 
I would definitely put a trampoline in the top 5 of things I don't want to ever put together again. 
There is a trick with the springs and the tarp.
If you know, you know. 
I just wish I would have known before we did it our way. 




That is all for my Monday. Hope you are doing fantastic and I will talk to you tomorrow.

I will persevere.
I will keep moving forward.
I will be the stream.
 


This post first appeared on Confessions Of A Dumb, White Guy, please read the originial post: here

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