Because every once in a while, I get really annoyed. With human beings. Who think that Army spouses need a road map to find the latrine by themselves. And I need to just say this:

After 15 years of being a military spouse, I either already understand this stuff, or I'm just not interested in learning it. Either way, there's really no need to speak to me as though I just couldn't possibly comprehend what you're saying. Really. I get it.

And by the way, the reason I'm smiling is because I'm imagining your head imploding on itself.

(I'll probably delete this later. I just really hate these meetings.)(Smile and nod.)