The flu thinks I'm really cool and wants to hang out with me for a while. Being the person that I am, I have a hard time telling Flu "no." I mean, I wouldn't want to hurt his feelings; he doesn't have many friends. But the truth is, he's really worn out his welcome. I've given up evenings, weekends, sleep, smell, taste...and even breathing for him. But he just keeps wanting more.

I want him to go.