Category: Beer
SAINT: None of ‘em. But who cares, hoser! Beer’s worth sinning for!
Price: Who cares. It’s beer!
Quality: Canadian beer is awesome, hosehead!
SINNER: Molsom, Canadian, Labatts, Pilsner, Big Rock, Heinekin, Colt 45, Kokanee, Guinness, Budweiser, Whistler, Nelson, Richards, Philips, Old Milwaukee, Alberta Grown, Hey hoser, look at all of this beer. Canucks really do like beer! Sleemans, Miller, Bowen Island, Wildcat, Coors, Ironhorse, Shaftesbury, Granville Island, Braham, Corona, Moosehead, and so on... Hey hoser, why are you still reading. Like we said...All of ‘em are SINNERs. But who cares. Beer's worth sinning for!

• A promise is a like promise, eh. When EnviroWoman wrote about lipstick she told all the guys she’d make it up to them and write about a TestosteroneTopic…like hockey pucks. So she wrote about beer! And hosehead….she doesn’t even drink beer! Or watch hockey. So takeoff!
• Hey hoser, some things are worth sinning for. Like beer, and chocolate...and maybe even hockey pucks.

And now here’s a little CanadianCulture chaser for that beer. Bob and Doug Mackenzie, pictured above (aka Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas) were two fictional beer swilling hosehead brothers who personified the ‘typical Canadian, eh’. Their song The Great White North was popularized on SCTV, a Canuck comedy show that ran in the late 70s and early 80s which also launched the careers of John Candy, Martin Short, Eugene Levy and more…