"Oh no, my shoe broke!" --Random comment overheard from a female customer at BK as it happened. it was the tone and suddenness that got to me . . .
"Infinity in a nutshell: a slinky going down a rising escalator." --me, while Brandon, Nat, and I were contemplating slinkys at Toys R Us (go figure)
"You can't say a single cuss word about her." --one of my managers at BK in an overheard conversation concerning me
At work:
Lucas: "When you get the vial, you have to drink the potion."
Me: "What does it do?"
Lucas: "It gives you extra talent in hugs."
Me: "Ah."
Lucas: "And remember, when you get to the big purple dragon, you have to strike the red marking on its backwith your sword to defeat it."
Me: "Is that where the heart is?"
Lucas: "No one knows."
At work, concerning call-outs about whether a kid's meal is for a boy or a girl:
Me: "Don't you feel as though you're in a maternity ward whenever you hear someone say, "It's a boy" or "It's a girl"?
Lucas: "Haha, yeah!"
Even though you're likely to never read this blog . . . I love you, Lucas! Everyone loves Lucas! =P
At work; concerning two women in their thirties or so; imagine a "valley girl" accent:
First Woman: "Blah Blah Blah, and was like, no way!"
Both: "Way!"
"You fix people who can't fix themselves." --Trevor, concerning Heal Others in D&D. it was a tone-of-voice, had-to-be-there thing
"I'm going to stab you with bullets!" --favorite threat of Sam, from D&D
So, these two kids (17 or 18, but they act like horny 13-year-olds) who work at BK are dating and have a habit of making out in the kitchen when they think no of importance is watching. I'm obviously standing right there facing them on the other side of the Fries bin, and they see me glancing at them every so often, and they simply don't care . . . commence with the groping and such. I need more fries, but had not yet been giving permission to put them (the fries) down myself. I need not express my opinion of this to those of you who know me. When they pause briefly from their lip-locking:
Me, in an ironic and slightly amused tone: "While you have a moment, could I get some fries down, please?"
Them: -semi-embarrassed reactions, the fries get put down, and I get semi-dirty looks for the rest of the night-
"Infinity in a nutshell: a slinky going down a rising escalator." --me, while Brandon, Nat, and I were contemplating slinkys at Toys R Us (go figure)
"You can't say a single cuss word about her." --one of my managers at BK in an overheard conversation concerning me
At work:
Lucas: "When you get the vial, you have to drink the potion."
Me: "What does it do?"
Lucas: "It gives you extra talent in hugs."
Me: "Ah."
Lucas: "And remember, when you get to the big purple dragon, you have to strike the red marking on its backwith your sword to defeat it."
Me: "Is that where the heart is?"
Lucas: "No one knows."
At work, concerning call-outs about whether a kid's meal is for a boy or a girl:
Me: "Don't you feel as though you're in a maternity ward whenever you hear someone say, "It's a boy" or "It's a girl"?
Lucas: "Haha, yeah!"
Even though you're likely to never read this blog . . . I love you, Lucas! Everyone loves Lucas! =P
At work; concerning two women in their thirties or so; imagine a "valley girl" accent:
First Woman: "Blah Blah Blah, and was like, no way!"
Both: "Way!"
"You fix people who can't fix themselves." --Trevor, concerning Heal Others in D&D. it was a tone-of-voice, had-to-be-there thing
"I'm going to stab you with bullets!" --favorite threat of Sam, from D&D
So, these two kids (17 or 18, but they act like horny 13-year-olds) who work at BK are dating and have a habit of making out in the kitchen when they think no of importance is watching. I'm obviously standing right there facing them on the other side of the Fries bin, and they see me glancing at them every so often, and they simply don't care . . . commence with the groping and such. I need more fries, but had not yet been giving permission to put them (the fries) down myself. I need not express my opinion of this to those of you who know me. When they pause briefly from their lip-locking:
Me, in an ironic and slightly amused tone: "While you have a moment, could I get some fries down, please?"
Them: -semi-embarrassed reactions, the fries get put down, and I get semi-dirty looks for the rest of the night-
