Good thing I decided to stay away from pork years ago but I'm still a little in the dark as to where the hell this new reason to wear masks came from. Did it really come from pigs or are they just calling it that to make it sound more threatening...and disgusting. I'm just waiting for them to pull back out the designer face masks that had for a while when SARS was scaring the hell out of everyone.

Forgot about those? Let me refresh your memory.



...and my personal favorite..

Apparently all you need is a bottle of Barcardi 151. Clears that shit right up.