What a strange and drama filled last couple of days it’s been around here. Thanks to Dip Shit, Skank and our strange neighbor. We’ve decided to call the neighbor, “Ex Con” not to protect the innocent, but to protect the Trio, because he’s actually an ex con! How do we know? He told us this himself. Not exactly something the Trio would brag about, but however Ex Con thought this was apparently something to be proud about and he shared it with us.
But before we get into this little secret we thought we should continue sharing a little of what our life has been like so far as roommates. Sorta catch everyone up to date on our life since we decided to become the Trio.
Tyler lived with her father and helped to take care of him. She is an ex truck driver, but had to resign due to health reasons of her own. She is a damned good driver and hauled logs. Big giant trees which she hauled on a flatbed truck to states all over our great country. Tyler hasn’t been married in a long time. How long, I’m not really sure, because we are just now getting to know each other well. Tyler really has no intentions of ever marrying again, but she wouldn’t mind a date from time to time. She has also said she wouldn’t mind a bit of sex from time to time as well either. “Damn the batteries wear out to damned fast on my big ole play thing” she has declared more than one time in the last few weeks. To which Chloe and I have cracked up in gut rolling, tear flowing laughter.
Chloe is single now, on her way to a much anticipated and well deserved DIVORCE! Ms. Chloe worked hard to make her marriage last, in fact much harder than anyone I’ve ever met or known in my 49 years. With this knowledge she feels she has done her best to make things right, so she feels no shame in getting a divorce. Chloe has already jumped with feet, hands, and body, into the wonderful world of dating. That little feisty thing wasted no time on sitting home being bored, lonely and sad. Nope, not she jumped right into the fire pit.
Savannah has been separated from her husband now for over a year. She is also anticipating her upcoming divorce, to which she received the first set of papers the other day. She did shed a tear or two upon receiving them, but not from the fact that she misses or still loves her husband, but from the fact that she honestly thought she would be married to him forever.
Savannah started dating a few months ago thanks to one of her best friends in the world talking her into it; she decided to take the plunge for online dating. She also jumped in with both feet.
This is where the Trio decided has decided to share the secrets of our story with you.
It all started about three months ago. Savannah was driving home from work that night. She had just gotten off work and was tired and her feet were killing her. You see, Savannah had not worked in years. Her body was just not used to the constant standing after 5 years of being a housewife. Anyway, there she is driving along when she turned onto her road heading home. She looked up and seen Blue Lights flashing behind her. “Shit fire” she thought. “What the hell have I done wrong”? She asked herself. She wasn’t speeding, she knew that. Savannah eased off the side of the road. The cop came up to her window, asked all the usual questions of her, then told her he pulled her over because her headlight was “out” on dim. “Thank God that’s all” she thought. She gave the policeman her information that he requested and then he went back to his car with it. After several minutes, which should not have taken that long, he came back. He asked if the info on her driver’s license was accurate. Savannah said it was all correct and up to date. He asked her to wait another minute then walked back to his police car once again. Savannah, at this point, was starting to worry and wonder. “All of this for just a headlight being out” she thought. Within a minute or two she looked in her rear view mirror only to see not one, not two, but three additional police cars behind the original one, all with their bright blue lights flashing. Now she was really scared and upset. “What the hell” she said to herself.
Savannah wanted a cigarette at this point like it was the end of the world for her. The original officer and one additional one walked back up to her driver’s window. The tall, yes she had noticed he was tall, good looking and well built, officer, the first one, asked her to step out of the car. Before she could climb out he then told her she was under arrest!.............................................
The Trio invite you to come back tomorrow for the exciting conclusion of the ARREST.
Until tomorrow, spread the secrets,,
Savannah, Chloe and Tyler
