You might be a Suburban Mom if ...  Your full-time job is unpaid volunteer at your children's school. You've taken a crossfit, barre, hot yoga, pole dancing, kettlebell, or aqua zumba class. You've ever adopted a vegan, gluten-free, dairy-free, sugar-free, or paleo diet -- and it had nothing to do with allergies. The people who work at the checkout at Target know your cycle. You think yoga pants can be worn anywhere -- including formal events. You pay hundreds of dollars a week to...