Tonight the Hubs told me I reminded him of Dorothy Parker. "Who is that?" I asked. "Didn't they make a movie about her starring Halle Berry?" "No.  That was Dorothy Dandridge." I've never even seen the outside of this place, let alone the inside."OK, then I don't know who Dorothy Parker was." "Are you serious?  Weren't you an English major in college?" the Hubs asked incredulously. "Yeah, but I don't remember studying her." "But when we were dating you told me how much you...