Dear Family, Friends, Strangers on the Internet, Weirdos Who Send Dick Pics, and Hate-Readers, Happy Holidays! Can you believe that the decade is coming to a close? I don't know about you, but I still Write 1990 on my checks. Yeah, I still write checks, that's probably why I think it's 1990. This has been quite a year for me and my family! Where do I start? The kids are aging faster than ever. Gomer is a freshman in high school this year. He mostly communicates through grunts, text...