If you've read Spending the Holidays with People I Want to Punch in the Throat then you know that I accidentally ruined Santa for Gomer a few years ago when he was in Fourth Grade. It's a long story and you should probably read it, but basically it boils down to I thought he knew, but he didn't know and I blew it. Cut to now where Adolpha is in fourth grade and showing some definite signs that she no longer believes. HOWEVER, since this is the last child I have to screw up, I refuse to be the...