December is here and the official Elf on the Shelf season has begun. First, you needed 101 ideas of what to do with your doll, then you needed a special calendar to keep your antics straight, and now I'm hearing about Arrival Letters. It's not enough to dig your Elf out of the couch cushions where you shoved him last year. Now he needs to arrive. I thought a Red Carpet was quite the to-do for him, but once again, the candy cane bar is being raised. The red carpet is for losers who don't love...