Once upon a time, I did a post like this. As much as I don't want to, I'm going to recycle it...The original, however, is here

Dear Me (Circa 2005), Peel yourself from MySpace and your music and read this.

 1. 5 years from now, Fall Out Boy will be on hiatus. Its not a horrific tragedy. Really.

 2. Price Rite is not the worst job in the world. Minus that dick of a manager.

 3. That creepy freshman on the bus your junior year? He's gonna become your first boyfriend a week after graduation. He's also going to be a completely socially inept reject who you want to dump every three weeks, and after 5 and a half months of dealing with his stupidity, you will. He'll call you a whore and a slut because you didn't give it up to him...but he'll get the fuck over it eventually after you're out with friends and one of them grabs your phone when he calls and tells him that his face will be ground into the pavement if he calls you again. However, dealing with his shit will make you realize when you're 19 and find the most amazing guy ever...well, he'll find you...that he's your knight in shining armor and you'd do well to hang on to him.

4. That said, you are not a piteous freak, as you like to call yourself on your blog.

5. Don't waste your money on Academy of Driving. They sucked and you won't get your license until you're 18 bee tee dubs.

6. That kid you're pining over in math class? About 4 years from now he's gonna tell you he has feelings for you and its going to be super awkward because you've got a boyfriend who's amazing and you have no intention of leaving. You will end up not talking after becoming decent friends, which sucks. You will be there when he's puking his brains out on his 21st birthday and end up sitting on a gross ass bar bathroom floor with him because nobody else will. You'll also step in his puke and not really care either.

7. You will not be blogging on ebloggy anymore.

8. You will still be in contact with Brian Birdi via Twitter and Badmonkey via Facebook.

9. Going back to #6, based on conversations had with said individual you'd do best to grow a pair and do something about your infatuation.

10. Your dad is full of shit, you won't be going to WestConn because your parents aren't going to give you a dime for college, in fact they're going to up and leave CT for SC in December 2007.

11. You will kick ass on the SAT's even though that means nothing because you won't have enough money to go to college.

12. Your parents are pretty awful, but things will get better. Ish.

13. Tonay WHOAmack will still be a relevant part of your life in 2012.

14. Mike Mussina will retire the year before the Yankees win the World Series again.

15. When you're 19 and some kid from Harwinton messages you on Facebook, agree to go out with him sooner than like 2 weeks after initial contact...you will not regret this 

16. When you're going to lose your V-Card, don't contemplate it for so long...the guy is not an asshole, trust :)

17. You're not going to miss your plane when you go see your parents in June 2008.

18. Cherish the bullshittery in Bishop's class junior year....senior year it will double in size and you won't be able to get away with shit!

19. The OC will end. You will not feel shattered.

20. You will get a boyfriend in due time.

21. Don't talk to the Incest Whore, she will jeopardize one of your best friendships...if you do, it will survive...but it will suck monkey balls in the meantime.

22. Stop embracing your antisocialness so much.

23. That other kid you liked...yeah...he doesn't like you. Get over it.

24. Don't introduce Jess to Will. Your life will have so much less drama.

25. Kayci and Doug will break up for good.

26. Mariza will never get the stick out of her ass..until she starts dating Seth...it will be much smaller then, but still there.

27. Tell Jamie to go fuck himself when being an asshole to you.

28. You won't go to the senior England, Ireland, and Wales trip: fixate on something else.

29. You won't be shunned by half the people you hang around with now for speaking the truth with Liz.

30. April will stop pining over the good guys, and date a string of douchebags, ending with her being knocked up.

31. Prom will still be fun, even though you didn't have a date. And finally...

32. Whatever seems like a tragedy now, won't be in 5 years 

Love <3,
Yourself (Circa 2012)

Okay, after yesterday's doozy of an emotional rant, this one is a lot lighter - but actually fitting because you can kind of see a snapshot into my mind at that time, which was in the thick of the crap described.