There is nothing more annoying, other than telemarketing calls, during dinner time than to have someone knocking on my Door trying to sell me something. I live in a brick House with no siding so STOP trying to sell me siding! The lawn in my front yard is brown so what do I need lawn care for? Obviously I don't water my grass so keep moving!

I swear that Hansons Windows has me on a every two day schedule because I get their flyers all the time. I didn't buy any windows when you left me the flyer the first 100 times so what makes you think I'm going to buy windows now? I know the number so if I ever need any windows how about I call you.

I also hate it when kids from the neighborhood come knocking on my door trying to sell me the same crap my kids are selling. Don't you listen during your assemblies? They tell the kids not to go door to door for safety reasons yet they do it anyway. Where are their parents? I wouldn't let my kids go to a strangers house. What ever happened to trying to hit up the relatives you never talk to until Christmas time? Go bother them and leave me alone!

The ones that REALLY bother me, and no it's not the Girl Scouts, are those Jehovah's witness people. They NEVER give up, even when you tell them you are secure in your faith and that you don't want them to come back to your house. Look, if I wanted to join your cult, I mean, place of worship, then I know where you are located but don't expect me anytime soon. I love Jesus and Jesus loves you too! Next time you come to my door, I'll give you a free bible and read you a passage from the bible. No offense to anyone who is a Jehovah's witness member it's just not for me and you don't see people from my church hounding you to join do you?

Oh, and if you see me in the backyard don't come to my fence when you are trying to sell me something and ask if you can come into my yard because the answer is and always will be NO! Why would you even think it is ok to go into someone's backyard? Stay on the porch where you belong and I will continue to ignore you.

So, as you can see, if you are trying to sell me something it's best to just skip my house because I am NOT buying what you are selling. I have enough crap in my house and I don't need anymore.