April 01, 2014 Dear One and Hopefully Forever Only Ex, Happy, uhh, third year break up anniversary! ●_● LOL! You probably know this already, but I honestly thought you were only pulling out an April Fools' prank when you dumped me. Hahahaha. Yes, for real. But we're over all of that now, correct? This Letter probably doesn't really mean anything, and I hope it doesn't sound like I'm trying to hit on you. Yikes. We don't want that, eh? So yeah. We're already friends again. And cheers to us, especially me, since I'm no longer Acting as the bitter ex-girlfriend that I was during those times when I was still single and you having broken the Popoy-Basha Three-Month Rule. I know. I admitted that already, and I actually am grateful for having experienced that. It does feel really good to look back and see myself acting incredibly childish for having hacked your Facebook account and copying a few exchange of "I love yous" with your new (now current) girlfriend. I still have it, by the way, in case I'm gonna need to blackmail you so you'll help me with something not related to our past. Yes, I'm evil. Hahahahaha. Things like that could come in handy someday. Well, stay happy! :) Stay corny, and just always be a better version of yourself if you can. I'm still a friend, and as weird as this sounds, I'd like to be friends with the current love of your life, too. I'm not so sure about rules of exes, really. But know that I'm thankful to have you as a Kuya. Babooosh! Good luck, God bless. Sincerely, Your Really Weird Ex-Girlfriend Number X Minus 1 |
