So, those of you who know me are probably wondering why I’ve been so quiet, and assuming (fair enough) that it’s because I was living la Vida Loca in swingin’ London. Especially those of you who haven’t been to London in the last 10 years and are blissfully ignorant of the current price of la vida loca, which seems to range from a ‘collapsed septum’ to a ‘cirrhotic liver’. There’s no easy life