Well, I love the sound of my own voice, so it would probably be something in the old 'four-hour diatribe' Format. I would probably cover the same topics over and over, and I would definitely avoid anything too factual or informative. Just heaps of opinions, vague threats and accusations, and vehement, if incoherent, ramblings.

I doubt I would worry much about other people understanding what I was going on about; however, I am very vain and concerned about people liking me, so I would probably pitch my show at a smallish but attentive group of people with no lives, narrow views and a propensity for violence, irrationality and devoted idol-worship.

Now that I think about it, Rush already owns that niche. Oh well.

I guess I'd better just stick to a weekly debate over which mythical or fantasy creature would win in a cage match. This week's episode: Unicorns vs. Monkeys Controlling Killer-Robots With Their Minds.

For the record, my bet's on the monkeys.

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