Get Even More Visitors To Your Blog, Upgrade To A Business Listing >>

These Are My Confessions (like the Usher song)

I am a Midweek Confessions virgin but, believe me, I am an interesting human being with much to confess, like, on the daily.

midweek

-I really like using the word virgin in every day sentences. Makes people super uncomfortable.

-4th of July make-out boy (discussed in post below) followed me on Instagram and so naturally, I deleted every kind-of-bad/embarrassing picture of me from the past two years. Like me for me? Whaaaat? Some stuff should just stay dis-closed.

-I’m a sucker for Pinterest at home remedies, so I tried the whole gargle with hydrogen peroxide to whiten my teeth thing. It foamed up so much that I looked like a freakin’ dog with rabies. Then I barfed in the sink. Kidding about the barf. Kind of.

-Until last night, I hadn’t done laundry in a month. I just kept going to Target and buying underwear. Whoops?

-I watch 3+ hours of Parks & Rec every night. Sorry not sorry!

-On a scale of 1-10, how rude is it to not attend a wedding that you RSVP’d for??????? Asking for a friend.

-I am so ready for my summer internship to be over. There, I said it. I’m awful, sue me.

-I find myself reading only mommy blogs. Which like, I love you moms out there. But I have a hard time relating. If you’re in college, comment and let me know that you read here so that I can follow you. Before this baby fever gets outta control.



This post first appeared on Al's Narratives, please read the originial post: here

Share the post

These Are My Confessions (like the Usher song)

×

Subscribe to Al's Narratives

Get updates delivered right to your inbox!

Thank you for your subscription

×