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Back of the Book Blurb - February 24, 2017

Sioux Roslawski is the inspiration for today's post. The goal is to write a Book Blurb from the following picture:

Since I'm not known to follow rules, you can view Sioux's page to get all the details about how to participate and read everyone else's submission.

A Picture is Worth 1000 Words and More - How the Who's That Face (WTF) App Has Turned Us All into Shallow Bastards
by I.C. Yu

If you've tried online dating, you are familiar with heavily edited profile pictures or potential dates using dated (and more flattering) pictures to snag potential suitors.

But now, a smartphone app can help you pick Miss or Mr. Right.

Using facial recognition software combined with police missing person age-enhancement technology,  the Wtf App can take any profile pic and show you what someone looks like at any stage in their life.

Their advanced age-enhancement feature creates a 3D hologram of your photo subject and lets you get a 360-degree view of their physical features.

Don't want your future wife to have love handles? Find out now, before you say "I Do". Want to see if your husband develops male-pattern baldness in middle age? You can start saving for his eventual hair transplant surgery now.


Take the guesswork out of life-long love. Know who you're getting from the very start.

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Back of the Book Blurb - February 24, 2017

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