Thirsty guys always have the most to say.

Most of you know that I have moved back to Montreal due to a family emergency I had back in December. Now that I've been here, I have to say I have never experienced such THIRST. Hungry men wanting to get my number or who want to get to know me in savage ways; referring to me as “BABY GUHL”. (girl). - THAT IS NOT MY NAME!!!

Now don’t get me wrong. The thirst is everywhere, not only in Montreal. It’s only because I’m here temporarily that I’m referring to it.

If you read my Facebook status last week, you’ll see that someone wanted to be my bill collector.



 On Tuesday April 1st,  as I went to run errands for my family, another man tried  his severe case of" craving dry as dust" line with me. As I drove my cart around the aisles, minding my own business, I hear “ Yes babe, kan I shup (shop) wit chu?” . I  wanted to see what he would say, so I replied  “ Only if you’re paying” now here he comes with the greatest reply of all time “ I hav no monee too day, but if yu giv me yo numba I kahn call u when I do.”  WHAT??? I just walked away and said NO THANKS he then proceeded to say “ next week fo  shure I weel have monay” I just kept walking away.

Anyways, I  look right, I look left, no car coming in either direction.  I then step off the pavement  and almost get hit by a freakin’ car that stopped right in front of me, almost running over my pedicured left foot!  This  “older than my father kind of man”   rolls down his window and say “You know I can rub yu feet if yu want tu stop waaking. I have very good hands lots of women tell me so.”

Ever had a  guy persistently try to get a dance with you when you’re out at the club? Or consistently try to come up with a slick line, while attempting to buy you a drink?! If I say NO,  then go away.  Most times I just want to be out with my girls. We came out for a girls night,  not for  your "hawt "thirsty breath to try and approach me with a line you thought about all week. Plus the line is weak!  Go away!  I have seen men hunt women down in the club like the police chase after the criminals on that show Cops! It’s ridiculous. Slow down. When a woman says no,. she means NO. She doesn’t mean keep buzzing around because eventually she will give in. There’s bravery and there’s thirsty.


* I seriously believe these things happen to me so I can write about it!!!  I swear :) *

 Some of these parched, craving, dehydrated men need to know that some things are just not meant to be. Stop trying to force it.

Miss Trish

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