theandrosaur:
crazycristof:
apparently there’s an SCP named “Storytime Satan” that’s a night light that literally summons Satan in your bedroom
Satan just pops tf out, opens a book, and starts reading some bombass bedtime stories to you
if you Fall Asleep during his reading session, he stops and goes back to hell
if you Fall asleep after he’s done reading, you get a full nine hours of sleep and wake up well-rested and refreshed
the SCP was originally found in an orphanage, where Satan just wanted a break from damming people to hell and stealing souls and make some orphans’ nights better
tl;dr Satan’s a cool dude who puts orphan kids to sleep because he wants them to do their best every day
That was too cute that I couldn’t not reblog it.
