Congratulations on surviving another Halloween. However, it may have been [“werewolf howling” sound effect] …
Your LAST! [“Evil laughter” sound effect!]
On a WEEKNIGHT! [“Thousands of good-looking column readers scratching their heads” sound effect. If unavailable, substitute “crickets chirping.”]
A national movement is afoot to move trick-or-treating from the last day of October – that’s the 31stevery year – to the last Saturday of the month – that’s the fourth or fifth one, depending on El Nino, La Nina and immigration laws.
