We’ve all watched them do it. We’ve looked on in amazement as our cat casually swept car keys or some other vaguely necessary object off of a desk or tabletop while staring at us with a look that says, “Oh yeah? And what are you gonna do about it?” Supposedly this is an act of playful curiosity, but we’re pretty sure cats just want to show us who’s really the boss around here — and we’re 100% here for it.
Whether they’re stretching their furry bodies across our laptop as we try to work because they need cuddles NOW, or attacking a housefly with the determined gusto of a lion stalking a gazelle on the savannah, our cats bring a moody, wholesome joy to our lives that no other animal can. And that’s why they deserve the absolute best, like ARM & HAMMER SLIDE Easy Clean-Up Clumping Litter, Multi-Cat.
We want our cats to live their best lives so we can continue enjoying always-interesting shenanigans like these…
Personal Space? Never Heard Of It
Cats are territorial animals. But, ironically, they have little to no regard for our territory! They will sprawl wherever they feel like it, whenever they feel like it. If that’s your head, your shoulder, your lap — oh well! When you have a cat in your family, there’s no such thing as privacy, which is probably the way in which our fur babies most resemble our human toddlers. Using the bathroom? Too bad. Cat’s coming with you. Cooking? Sorry, but if the cat wants to hop on the counter, that’s exactly what she’s going to do. Are their antics a demonstration of affection? Or are they simply reminding us that they can do what they want, when they want? Is this distinction relevant? Probably not.
Never Settle
Evolution has conditioned cats to add “don’t get caught” to their daily to-do list. One of the reasons they prefer a clean and odor-free litter box is because that way predators are less likely to sniff out where they are. But who wants to spend the time scrubbing and scraping a stinky litter box when they could be making biscuits with their fur-babies? Free up your time and start your journey to an odor-free home with ARM & HAMMER SLIDE Easy Clean-Up Clumping Litter, Multi-Cat. The non-stick litter slides right out of the litter box — an incredible convenience. Its rock-solid clumping absorbs, seals, and destroys odors on contact, eliminating the need to scrub. It even works with more than one cat. Reduce the time you spend dealing with your litter box so you can spend that time with, you know, your actual cats. They’ll appreciate it — even if they make sure to never show it.
I Meant To Do That
We could all learn from the super smooth way cats rebound. When they fall off the edge of the couch, they bounce right back up to give you the “What? You didn’t see anything” face. In fact, any time a cat tumbles over or gets stuck in some odd little spot (like a cereal box), they walk right out of it like nothing happened. Basically, cats invented the concept of “unbothered.” They know no shame, and we could all learn a thing or two from that. Next time I wave at a stranger thinking it’s someone I know, I’m going to act like my cat and play it off like I was just straightening my crown. In fact, from now on, any time I do anything vaguely embarrassing, I’m going to walk off with a flick of my tail and pretend it never happened.
To Me, You’re Purr-fect
There’s a reason the entire internet is basically just a giant cat photo storage system. They’re amazing creatures! One of their most endearing qualities is that no matter what mood they’re in, they have the power to automatically improve ours. One hilariously expressive look from our furry best friend is always enough to turn a bad day around. We’re just lucky they let us live with them.
Your cat’s odor-free home starts with ARM & HAMMER SLIDE Easy Clean-Up Clumping Litter, Multi-Cat. Learn more about the only non-stick litter that slides right out of the litter box here.
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