We feel a lot of things about you, Josh Hawley. Disgust. Rage. Disappointment that you have even one single supporter left. But one thing we don’t feel is surprise when you periodically crawl out of Donald Trump’s ass to remind our country just who you are. And what you are. You are a racist, bigoted, vile sack of skin who has no business holding an elected position at the national level. (Or any level.)
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We saw it on January 6th, when you proudly raised your fist in support of a violent insurrection as the rest of your colleagues ran in horror and fear. A day that will be remembered as one of the most un-American days in history. A day that left a permanent scar on us and on the foundation we stand upon. And you stood there, cheering on that hatred.
Fucking Josh Hawley. Jesus.
— Chris Barron (@thechrisbarron) January 7, 2021
And now you’ve shown your true colors again, being the sole “nay” vote in opposition to a congressional bill that would protect Asian Americans from hate crimes—a bill that passed despite your petulant disapproval—because literally every other senator knows how vital this is right now.
The NPR headline “In Rare Moment Of Bipartisan Unity, Senate Approves Asian American Hate Crimes Bill” even proves what an amazing feat this was, as our two warring parties came together in such a time of need. And you are the only senator who wasn’t a part of it.
Josh Hawley is the Marjorie Taylor Greene of Tucker Carlsons.
— George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) April 22, 2021
Josh Hawley is the only Senator to vote AGAINST the bill combatting hate crimes against Asian Americans
Thanks a lot for denying our humanity.
— Lindy Li (@lindyli) April 22, 2021
The Senate just passed the anti-Asian hate crimes bill 94-1.
The one opposed? Everyone’s least-favorite treasonweasel, Josh Hawley.
— Angry Staffer (@Angry_Staffer) April 22, 2021
It’s unclear to most of America how in the fuck you got elected, but we’re pretty sure the sun is setting (rapidly) on your tenure as a U.S. senator. And once you’ve been voted out, we can only hope you crawl back into whatever Q-Anon, Trump-obsessed hole of hate you came out of. Or maybe Trump will let you live in one of his bathrooms at Mar-A-Lago if you promise to deliver him Cokes, iron his shiny khaki pants, and praise his golf swing. One can hope, right?
But for now, to help us cope with the fact that you are still in office, we’re going to ride out what’s left of your disastrous time in Congress roasting you on social media, which you 1000% deserve.
I repeat: fuck Josh Hawley. https://t.co/g6QH05qiUM
— Eugene Lee Yang (@EugeneLeeYang) April 22, 2021
Josh Hawley is a hate crime
— Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) April 22, 2021
Seditionist Josh Hawley was the only senator to vote “no” to the COVID-19 Hate Crimes Act to combat hate crimes against Asian Americans.
I cannot stress this enough… F*CK that dude. #StopAsianHate
— Annie Wu is a proud AAPI (@Annie_Wu_22) April 22, 2021
Josh Hawley is the only thing more repulsive than Tucker Carlson’s laugh.
— Jack Cocchiarella (@JDCocchiarella) April 22, 2021
What a vile, racist, anti-democratic, inhuman POS!
Of course Josh Hawley was the only no on anti-Asian hate crime bill. That’s his brand https://t.co/RTxQqx7VUd
— Paul Zismo (@zismo64) April 24, 2021
Josh Hawley was worried you may have forgotten he’s trash. https://t.co/Ft4cYkJ9PY
— VoteVets (@votevets) April 22, 2021
An insurrectionist, a white supremacist, and an asshole walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I already told you you're not welcome here, Josh Hawley."
— Nick Jack Pappas (@Pappiness) April 22, 2021
The thing is, Josh, America is starting to think you don’t actually stand for anything. You’re just following your Lord Trump’s playbook—be controversial, say horrible things to rile people up, and maintain your foothold in the spotlight, even if you’re branded a despicable racist. At least everyone knows your name, right?
MO state Rep. Weber, first Asian American in #moleg, responds to Hawley's no vote: “If there’s a dubious spotlight, you can bet Josh Hawley will do anything to be standing in the middle of it." https://t.co/5ll1yJTtxV
— Bryan Lowry (@BryanLowry3) April 22, 2021
And not to be left out, IG got in on the action too, like this small business stating exactly how they feel about Joshy boy. (Kansas City folks, go shop at Fetch!)
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Listen, Twitter and all the other social channels aren’t letting up anytime soon, Hawls. As long you keep actively participating in the oppression and destruction of all that is good in America, America will continue to roast you, making sure everyone sees you for exactly who and what you are. And you can be damn sure we’re going to vote your ass out.
Hey, at least you can start working on that book once you’re no longer a senator, right? Oh, wait.
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