Well, that’s a harsh opener, but it’s the reality for many as we are facing the truth about our relationships right now. Remember that whole “for better or worse” bit? Well, we’re in the thick of the worst. And if your SO isn’t abiding by social distancing rules, we can understand you having that sentiment. Dude, stay the fuck home.

Others, on the other hand, are loving having their partners around. Like reeeeeeally loving it.

Lots of confessions speak to one unifying frustration: We need a break from our husbands, or at least for them to step up.

A silver lining, however, is that many of us have had to accept that our SOs were right all along—about how hard they work and about what a bitch parenting is, among other things. Having to say “You were right” isn’t easy, but it can save a marriage!

Hell no. Time to bounce on that fucker the second you can open the front door.