Bridesmaids was the most hilarious movie to come out of 2011. With a stellar comedic cast (led by the fantastic Kristen Wiig), the movie gave us the ultimate slash dysfunctional girl group we wanted our bridal party to mirror. Whether you’re single, married, you have kids or you don’t, there’s a Bridesmaids character you’ll find relatable AF. And most relatable of all, none of them really have their shit figured out.
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We’ve compiled a list of our favorite Bridesmaids quotes that crack us all the way up. Some are pulled from hilarious scenes with Wiig’s Annie and Rose Byrne’s Helen as they compete to be the bff of Lillian (Maya Rudolph). Others come from the sitcom-friendly Chris O’Dowd (as Officer Rhodes), Ellie Kemper (as childish Becca), and Wendi McLendon-Covey (as frustrated housewife Rita). And of course, the list would be incomplete without one-liners from the supporting star of the movie, Melissa McCarthy (as the hysterically direct-but-inspiring Megan).
Read on and get giggling at these laugh-out-loud funny Bridesmaids quotes. As Rebel Wilson’s Brynn would say, it’s “fo’ free.”
Annie
Flight Attendant: “You have 3 seconds to get back to your seat.”
Annie: “No one can get anywhere in 3 seconds. You’re setting me up for a loss already.”
“Ooh, this a very strict plane. Welcome to Germany! Aufwiedersein Asshole.”
Megan
Lillian
Helen
“I look ugly?” (Laughing and crying) “No I don’t. I don’t really look ugly.”
“I think people only ask me to do their weddings because I’m good at organizing parties.”
“Please join us for a Parisian brunch at the home of Helen Harris III to celebrate the marriage of Lillian Donovan and Douglas Price. Let us ‘shower’ Lillian with gifts and love. Responde S’il Vous Plait. Yay!”
“She can have my seat. Everyone should experience first class in their lives and I don’t want Annie to miss out just because she couldn’t afford a ticket.”
Annie: “She’s not really that into sports. Even when we were little, she didn’t like anything too competitive.”
Helen: “Well she certainly enjoys tennis now. It’s funny how people change, isn’t it?”
Annie: “I don’t know, do people really change?”
Helen: “I think they do.”
Annie: “But they still stay who they are, pretty much.”
Helen: “I think we change all the time.”
Annie: “I think we stay the same, but grow a little bit.”
Helen: “I think if you’re growing, then you’re changing.”
Annie: “But we’re not changing from who we are, which we always stay as.”
Helen: “Not really, I don’t think so.”
Officer Rhodes
“You’re like the maid of dishonor!”
Annie: “He was my boyfriend. But then he left when the business went under.”
Officer Rhodes: “You’re kidding. What a dick. I’m glad I never tipped him.”
“This is kind of high octane stuff that really made me want to become a cop. Missing girl found at her apartment…it’s adrenaline pinching.”
“Hello Helen, I’ve heard wonderful things.”
“Funny thing about brake lights. You’re supposed to have them.”
Rita
“The other night I’m slaving away making a beautiful dinner for my family, my youngest boy comes in and says he wants to order a pizza. I said no, we’re not ordering pizza tonight. He goes, ‘mom, why don’t you go and fuck yourself!’ He’s nine!”
“I cracked a blanket in half. Do you get where I’m going with that? I cracked it, in half.”
(To her kids) “Hey! Shut your filthy fucking mouths!”
Becca
“You smell like pine needles, and have a face like sunshine!”
Becca: “We went on a sweetheart honeymoon.”
Annie: “Where’d you guys go?”
Becca: “Disneyworld.”
“I’m Becca. This is my husband. You don’t have a husband. Sorry.”
“What about a Pixar themed shower? And we all come dressed as our favorite Pixar character?”
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